ootdfashion
Alright, let me clarify—it’s not Liam himself that I’m obsessing over, but his exquisite shoes. These shoes are crafted with remarkable elegance, although they’re quite pricey, ranging from around £400 to £800. However, as you know, I’m always looking for ways to justify a splurge. Here’s how I plan to rationalize buying these boots:
I absolutely adore everything about them. They are my ideal boots—featuring a strong yet graceful heel, a touch of equestrian style, and a hint of military flair. Plus, the soles are like your personal horseshoes, perfect for making a statement as I walk home!
I simply must have them, even though they’re set to cost £750. So here’s my thought process on justifying the purchase:
1) I can attempt to categorize them as a business expense. After all, how could I possibly manage my work at A Model Recommends without a pair of Liam Fahy boots?
2) I plan to wear them over 750 times, which breaks down to less than £1 per wear. Previously, I bought a pair of wedges for £5 and only wore them once, making those wedges essentially five times costlier per use than Liam’s boots.
3) This winter, I skipped buying boots and a new coat. Savings? Over £750! Technically, this makes the boots free.
4) If I don’t purchase them, I might jokingly consider snagging them. If caught, the legal fees would cost a fortune. After consulting with my lawyers, they estimated representation would cost around £2,200, assuming no hitches. Hence, buying the boots actually saves me nearly £1,500 in legal fees.
To sum it up, these boots will: safeguard my business, cost significantly less per use than my £5 wedges, effectively be free, and spare me the humiliation and cost of legal trouble.
Now, Liam Fahy, just let me know when I can purchase them. I’ll be there, already considering which color to choose.
